How to make a man/woman happy!

Got this in the mail today. So funny yet so true!!!

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

It's 2-1 to PR

Once again, the rakyat have rejected the BN govt in the "Bukit-Bukit" by-elections. As usual, the BN leaders are coming out with crap statements like "We respect the decision of the rakyat", "This does not reflect the the confidence the rakyat have in the new leadership", "A post mortem will be done to see why the BN can't win the 2 seats" etc. Respect? Confidence in BN? Post mortem? Haven't we heard all this bullshit before? They had 13 months since 8 Mar 2008 and they still need a post mortem? Wake-up BN!!! It is clear the rakyat is rejecting you. Yes a new PM is at the helm but will it be any different? He is still part and parcel of the old machinery. Will Najib be any different? For the sake of our country, I really hope so altho I am not putting my hopes too high.

As for East Malaysia, donno why the BN is still so strong there. Anyone care to explain why the people of East Malaysia have not been taken in by the Tsunami of 8 Mar?