Datuk Nicol David!

Nicol David, our national squash queen, was recently awarded the title Datuk. There have been ramblings in coffeeshops and on the net recently that at 25, she is too young to be given the title.

Too young??? Bollocks! She has done more to promote our sporting image in the world than our footballers, hockey players or any other sport put together! She is 2-time world squash champion and her list of achievements are amazing. The world squash fraternity is of the opinion that she will be one of the greatest squash players to have ever played the game. And there are people questioning her award? If there is one they shd question, it must be the one awarded to our space monkey, Sheikh Muzaffar(Hope spelling is rite)! What did he do? He wasted 40million of taxpayer's money to be a space tourist and contributed nothing in return except make us a laughing stock! To me, Nicol deserves hers ten times over!

And remember, if you are good enough, you are old enough! Keep it up Nicol!

Jaded!

Have you ever had that feeling that your current job no longer gives you the satisfaction it used to and you want to do s'thing else? I bet you have!

I was with a friend last nite(Whom I shall call Y) and Y said she was "JADED" in her current job. She's fed-up w her job and is contemplating a new line altogether. Mind you, Y has reached the top of her profession and is now willing to start from the very bottom in a new job! She has even applied and gone for interviews for company secretaries and even a kindergarten teacher! I think this takes immense courage. To be the boss for so long and then to suddenly be at the other end of the spectrum is definitely a big change. Naturally, the main stumbling block here is the salary offered. Y is willing to take a huge cut from her current salary. I think she's about 29(Y, don kill me if I got yr age wrong) and married. Good luck Y!

I have been in that position b4 about 12 yrs back where I just turned my back on accounting and decided to do s'thing that did not require me to sit down for 8 hrs looking at a PC. But I cld do that as I was young and did not have much commitments.

I know many in the same boat who are just unable to take this drastic step mainly due to financial commitments and the fear of not able to find jobs b'cos of their ages. So they continue slogging along not enjoying what they do. It is such a pity b'cos we always hear sayings like Life is Short, Enjoy Life etc. Well, I guess we just have to make do, I suppose.

What's the difference between 20 and 50 mins????

Once again, another one of our so-called "leaders" has made a statement beyond believe! The moronic Deputy Home Minister Datuk Wan Farid Wan Salleh was asked why Anwar was arrested before the 2pm deadline the police gave him and his reply was, "What's the difference between 20 and 50 mins?"

I don even know how he came up with that statement. If you tell your subordinate you want something done by 2pm, you don go yank him off his chair and demand it at 1pm do u? To call Farid a donkey would be an insult to donkeys worldwide. In fact to call him anything else would be an insult to anything else! here are some other facts of the arrest :

1)Firstly, a govt department is actually early and so efficient. To arrest Anwar at 12.55pm they would probably have had a briefing at say 11am. If all other govt offices was as efficient as our police force, we wld have the most efficient govt service in the world!

2)Secondly, it took 15 police vehicles to go arrest a 60 yr old man. Who was he with? His lawyer, driver and his bodyguard! In fact the UTK(Unit Tindak Khas, which is the elite police anti-terrorist force) with balaclavas was also involved. Now, if only the police was so efficient when a snatch theft happens, when a goldsmith shop is robbed by gun-toting robbers, when a child is being kidnapped by some sick person, when a minister is taking illicit bribes etc, then that wld be great! But they are only efficient at arresting old men who are of no harm to them and setting up fucking roadblocks who is a nuisance to all and sundry.

As for our other leaders who have suddenly gone into hiding while all this is going on, let me tell you this. If another election was to be held soon, you can be guaranteed that all your farking arses would be in the unemployment line!

PS : Recently, I participated in a blog where the question of what could be done in 3 mins was asked. There were so many things mention. And the donkey Farid says what's the diff between 20 and 50 mins!

Hats off to you Anwar Ibrahim!

Well, the long awaited debate between Anwar and Shabery Chik has ended. My thots? Anwar debated as we knew he could. Unfortunately we also found out that another one of our ministers is even dumber than a donkey(To go with Badawi, Albar, Nazri etc)! I don know whether the questions were too difficult for Shabery or he did not hear them. I don think he answered any of the questions thrown at him and his continued personal attacks at Anwar clearly showed he did not have any facts to counter Anwar's claims. My blood boiled to find out that our country is run by another goon, moron, imbecile or whatever you called them! And as my wife says, the sight of his saliva coming out thru the sides of his mouth is just disgusting!

As for Anwar, I think it was brilliant that he used the one opportunity he had with the mass-media to show the whole country what he was all about. He never used personal attacks and was never fiery as we see him during his speeches. He made moderate statements which I think would appeal to many in the outskirts of town. In short he definitely scored with the public! Smart man!

Based on the brief 40 mins or so debate, what was proposed by Anwar may be workable. It is always difficult to renegotiate contracts as the problem of compensation will always crop up. The IPPs have had it good for so long and they will not relent easily. But hey, all good things muct come to an end!

So Badawi and Najib, after watching your "ma-chai" get thrashed by Anwar, are you ready to defend UMNO and BN by debating Anwar? Nah..... I doubt you have the testicular fortitude to do so. Maybe you can send your other donkeys like Albar and Nazri to do it and let us all have another big laugh!

Our police force is crap!

I just cannot believe at what we are paying our police force to do. They are paid to lower crimes, make our streets a little safer, make it safe for our kids to play at playgrounds etc. Blardy crap job they are doing! Crime is at an all time high and we can't even walk on the streets w'out the thought of being the next snatch theft victim! What are our cops best known for now? Yes, setting up roadblocks everytime a non-govermental orgn so much whispers that there is going to be a gathering. They do not care that massive jams are caused. In fact they blame the opposition for the jams. BLARDY, BLARDY HELL! Do u think we are all still dumb! Having roadblocks on a monday morning and making half the working population late for work is seriously dumb. Obviously, u are following orders. And I am also indirectly blaming the dumb arse bosses that u have!(U know who I am talking abt. Don even wan to give him too much internet time!)

Crap govt, crap leaders, crap police force!

Super bloggers meet!

Attended a "Dinner and Drink" nite last nite. It was a meet for all the contributors to this blog called "Fer Fook's Sake". We met at this restaurant called Fatty Crab in Taman Megah. it was just weird when we started introducing each other. We used our real names and we were like yes...err.... I m Life's like that! Oh yesh and I am so and so! We had to use our blog names! After the intros we got down to the serious business of drinking, and drinking and drinking. Mind u, this was at 5pm! Oh yes, the food was excellent too. We had crabs, chicken wings, prawns, satay etc. Delicious!!!!!!

Abt 25 ppl turned up and we had a blast talking football. Needless to say, the non-Liverpool supporters took a lot of stick from the majority Liverpool fans there. We took 3 tables and by 8pm, there was a long line of customers waiting for tables. They must have been cursing us for taking 3 tables! Well, we are paying customers too!

Then we proceeded to a nearby bar. I went ahd with 2 other guys. When we went in, there was abt 6 pplin it. The waitress saunters over and asks, "Table fer 3?". I said "25". And she gives me the "Gila" look. That's when the rest of the troops came in and she hurriedly goes off to get her colleagues to set tables for us.

It ended close to midnite and I must say that it was a very enjoyable nite! Can't wait to have the next one. Anyone out there organising something like this? HAha! Just looking fer an excuse to party!