Monday, June 16, 2008

Bye Bye Torres???

Have been coming across articles over the past few days that Chelsea's new boss "Teddy Bear" Scolari is planning to splash out 40mil pounds to bring Fernando Torres to Stamford Bridge. Hope our idiotic American owners knows what's good for them and not allow the sale to go thru. At least Torres has been saying positively that he wants to stay at Anfield and will not leave. Unlike the SCUMbag from Portugal who wants to leave a certain SCUM Team for Real Madrid!

If in the unlikeliest event that Torres does go, I don see who we can buy for 40mil who is as good as him!

Please stay Torres!

24 comments:

anfield devotee said...

40m quid? hmmmm . . . Mikey Owen ha ha ha ha!

Face it la, we are fooking screwed. Ownership issues still not resolved. Manager not happy. What the fook do you think players might be feeling?

Do not be surprised if Stevie G fooks off. Last two times, he wanted to bugger off, he stayed. Now he says him staying out, what are the chances he also doing a Badawi (ie doing opposite of what he says)?

Will not be at all surpised that we are outside top4 come end of season.

sorry . . .

Mohan said...

Torres ain't going anywhere!!!
Why...because Stevie G. says so and he needs him!! And the Scouses run the team...regardless of the damn yanks!..they'll be off soon.
p/s: was standing under that KOP sign just last week and it felt really good...perhaps you fuckers should make a trip here sometime!

Life's Like That said...

Mohan, AD studied in Liverpool and has been at the sign countless times I think.

As for me, hopefully soon!

Life's Like That said...

Like AD said, if the ownership problems not settled soon and no star additions this year, I won't be surprised if Stevie G leaves too!

senorita.. said...

now,this is a scary news.....

is David Villa really coming?

damn,these boys are cute!

Life's Like That said...

One thing's for sure, there will be no hope of Villa coming if Torres leaves!

As another one of my female football friends put it : If you want to grow into a widely supported team, you've got to get good-looking players! Otherwise ladies will not be interested in the game! Sounds logical to me!

anfield devotee said...

Yo, Mohan, sorry to brag la, me has not just stood under the sign but STOOD inside the Kop when it was a proper all standing human sardine factory shed during the Barnes-Beardsley era. ie the last time we won the elusive league trophy.

And let's face it, the Yanks hold all the cards. Not the Scousers, not DIC, & most certainly not us, the fans.

David Villa? Wonder hhow much he's gonna cost considering that even Gareth Fooking Barry is being rated at 20m quid!

Looks like its back to signing Luis Garcia-type players fer next season.

Speaking of which, wonder what the odds are of us drawing Athletico Madrid at some stage of the competition.

Life's Like That said...

Luis garcia still ok. Pray he doesn't get Josemi type of players!

Mohan said...

AD, you lucky bastard!! Must be worth a hundred orgasms being at the Kop during a match. What was it like?

Mohan said...

Q: What was the strangest thing you ppl. have done to go out of your way in the name of LFC?

For instance i know my neighbour who was fucking around in sixth form answered one of his STPM economics paper question by listing the entire Liverpool lineup.

Life's Like That said...

Yah, that lucky B###### AD!

Can't think of anything crazy I had done! Maybe if I can recall it sometime later, will fill you guys in!

anfield devotee said...

Mohan: Fer a short fooker like meself, fooking torture! Me would only get to see bits & pieces of the game but the atmosphere was really something else. All seater stadia has severely damaged the British footie experience.

The chants were amazing. Each player got his own song. And whenever Barnes was in full flight down that left wing, you're just lifted off yer fooking feet by a sea of humanity. By the time you get yer bearings, the ball would have hit the net & yer fooking 20feet from where you were first standing! It was like a very intense mosh pit.

Crazy thing? Well, me is very afraid of needles. And the day after Istanbul, me went & got a tat covering me entire forearm as "penance". Why penance? Coz me really thought we were dead & buried at 3-0 & thought there was no way back.
Crazy? Coz me went straight from tat parlour to Dad's b'day dinner with a still sore & bleeding tat; much to me Dad's chargrin.

Mohan said...

AD, like i said you're a lucky bastard!! Amazing scenes you describe! The closes i got one of the Liverpool kaki's was kissing Torres boots on the telly when he scored in one of the matches... which i can't remember of course(something to do with my mantra .. never watch a Liv. match sober!!)

LLT, who on earth is this senorita babe? Anyone dudess who spews on her shoes commands my utmost respect!!

Anyway, once again...good job on your Blog!! Keep Kicking(and of course kick the dog if you have one!)

Mohan said...

p/s: This Chelski bid of 40M for Torres worries me!

anfield devotee said...

mohan: As fer not watching the game sober; well, me followed a bunch of mat salleh faculty members fer a game once. Had a few pints before a match & it was a fooking nitemare! Imagine having to shove past 10,000 Kopites to get to the loo!?!

After that, told meself, never again . . .

Life's Like That said...

Mohan,
Senorita is this pretty, sweet young lady whom a few of us in AD's blog have "converted" into an "alcohol-loving" fun gal! Pity she's studying in NZ! We can only have cyber drinking sessions at the moment!

AD,
Also beware of hot pork curry served by friends!

Life's Like That said...

And Mohan! Enuf of praises oredi! It's not going to get you any free beers when u r back!

senorita.. said...

wah......... i baru puke ONE time alrdy labelled as alcohol-loving...?!? i still love coffee u know

Bernard said...

Yeah...rite you are Senorita. Coffee with Irish whisky (Irish Coffee), coffee with bourbon (Kentucky Coffee), coffee with brandy (Coffee Royale), coffee with rum & Tia Maria etc.

LLT & Mohan: can vouch for the mosh pit atmosphere at the old Kop end. You could be standing with your friends one minute & the next, a complete group of strangers all around. And YNWA never sounded so sweet...

Life's Like That said...

Bernard : Hit the nail on the head with your types of coffee! After listening to yours and AD's description of the Kop, gotta make a trip there b4 Anfield is demolished!

Senorita : An alcohol lover can smell another one even if they are in NZlah!

senorita.. said...

got such coffees ar...?? i seriously dunno man..... where to find? sounds nice

Mohan said...

LLT:
These were Chinaman's comments::
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oi kelingkia,
what else is new ....all this partying, boozing,etc is like ..been there,done it and life goes on-lah...

on the contarary, i believe i had contributed a large share of comments beforehand, so i am not like old man sonny..
although he has got a bloody good point, man....unless we are all in an early second childhood or never grown up in the 1st place,..

as for chico lim's blog, i told him i ain't interested...i only read blogs with hits > 1m...

someone once told me "if u want to vent out your frustration, go and wank"

hee haw!
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Now all you need to do is KICK him when you see the sexually frustrated bastard!...and kick him another time for me...then get him smashed on me!

Mohan said...

oh forgot!..make sure you kick him the third time too just for fun!! There are so few joys in life and one of them I suppose is kicking Mr. Chinaman!!

Life's Like That said...

Mohan :
Yeah that arsehole told me about the >1 mil hit thingy too. But he said he did come to my blog before, so don believe everything the Chinaman says!

I will kick him an extra 3 times just for the fun of it! And kick him where it hurts too!